Classified Enemy Information 001 (access Intercepted Communications)We are starting to receive the first usable intelligence from Operation:Public Bunnemy. One of our highly placed child agents, -------(agent name deleted for security purposes)--------, delivered the following dossier on enemy positions in the immediate area of our facility. As you can see, their supply trails are strategic, expanding, and nearly surround our position. The startling revelation that the hoards have since migrated north to the Sierran Mts....
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...continued restructuring of town activities within the settlement. Further tunnels have been planned to the east and west. The majority of civilians relocated comfortably underground and adapting well to newly invented eating habits recommended by our scientists. But with this costly information, it's possible the restrictions will not last long.
We anxiously await more information from the child agents. Profiles of the Rabbit High Command expected soon provided the do not get caught. The enemies own spies are all around us.
(Tune in next Story Time Tuesday for the next installment)
Public Bunnemy. That needs to be on a shirt, along with General Nippon.
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