One of the best things about reading a long novel is the speed at which others seem to fall in its wake. Anyone else notice how much faster the next book goes down after trudging through some epic? Of course, none of that matters if you don't pick the right book to read. I've always felt that choosing the next book is a lot like creating a music playlist. Making awkward jumps can be unnerving. But sometimes I find myself ignoring those rules simply because there is something I've been dying to read. That's what happened last time I picked out a book. Needless to say, it didn't turn out too good. This latest book reminded me of another which I felt the same way about last year. I thought I'd share them both. Though neither really grabbed me, I think the 11 year old inside of me would have enjoyed both and therefore they are worthy of mention.
Un Lun Dun by China Mieville
(Del Ray, 2007)
When
I first read about this book, I admit that a little drool formed in the
corners of my mouth. To say a story heavily inspired by Neverwhere and
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is right up my alley would be an
understatement. So when I got this book, I tore right into, only to find
that while it may have been inspired by those other stories, it lacked
their inspiration.
The story takes the main character, a young girl named Deeba, into
an alternate version of London named UnLondon. This city is alive with a
cast of intriguing characters including trashcan ninjas, half-ghosts,
utterlings (words that come to life) and other ideas that play on Lewis
Carroll's brand of nonsense. The problem is, nearly all of the
imagination put into creating UnLondon feels overly forced. Much like
the environmental message of the book, it is so heavy-handed that it
seems to take the joy right out of the story.
Another obstacle preventing me from loving this book was my lack of
concern for really any of the characters, especially the main
character. The structure is partly to blame for this. The beginning
fifth of the book or so, the author tries to get the reader emotionally
invested in Zanna. And then, just when you do start to care for her,
she's out of the story. Deeba, a character who is frankly terrible in
the first part of the book, now becomes the one we're supposed to follow
and cheer for. I think I never quite got over that switch or my initial dislike of her.
It felt clear to me while reading Un Lun Dun that I was encountering
a gifted writer who was working outside his comfort zone. Rather than
criticize, I'd like to applaud the risk even if the end result felt a
little flat. But all of that said, there was still plenty of enjoyable
moments, especially the well-paced action scenes. I also thought the
Black Windows of Webminster Abbey were one of the most fascinating elements I've encountered
in a long time. Overall, disappointing but entertaining.

Starcross by Philip Reeve
(Bloomsbury, 2008)
What
this book does have going for it; lots of action, twists galore, and
plot to spare. For a lot of people, that makes for a great book. And if
plot is your thing, I would say this book wouldn't fail to entertain. I
can see tons of readers falling in love with this book for that very
reason...unfortunately, I wasn't one of them.
Overall, the book felt extremely forced to me. I found a lot of the
imaginative elements to be contrived. There are any number of writers
who try to capture inventive ideas, but few can make them
feel effortless, such as Roald Dahl for example. I also thought the
characters were very stiff and kind of unappealing. There's an obvious
attempt to create a tongue-in-cheek meta-narration such as you find in the
Series of Unfortunate Events books, but never quite achieves it to the
affect those books do. And in general, I just found the writing style to
be sort of clunky. However, that's a matter of personal taste in
writing style.
I also had a huge problem with Myrtle. She has to be one of the most
obnoxious characters I've encountered in years. Granted, she's supposed
to be the annoying older sister. However, her anti-feminist, 19th
century young lady spiel is so irksome and I certainly don't want her as
the narrator of two lengthy sections of the book. I also couldn't help
finding myself wondering how her attitude plays out in the minds of
young readers, especially since the target audience of this series is,
without a doubt, boys. There is nothing cool about any of the female
characters in this book, those traits are all reserved for the male
characters. Seriously? How uncool is that.
I hate being harsh on books, especially books that I did genuinely
enjoy at parts, such as this. I loved the Doctor Who spacey sci-fi
adventure nature of this book. I also think this would be a great book
for a reluctant boy reader. But when I see a mediocre book that gets
such high acclaim as this (multiple star reviews, year-end best lists,
etc), it really bothers me.
In all fairness, my 10 year old self would more than likely give
this book 4 or 5 stars. But editors and book review publications are not
10 years old and should've come out this with a more educated view in
my opinion.