Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Great Rabbit Wars Pt. 1

Intercepted Communication 001



...the thing about rabbits is, they're sneaky. don't turn your back on them. don't trust them. NEVER let them near your fresh vegetables, obviously. I mean that goes without saying. But other little known facts are that you should also keep them away from any open containers housing cooled products because of the hare's inclination to roost in the low temperature, mainly because it reminds him or her of the dirt bed deep inside their warrens. 


...tangent to the curve of their ears, which reveals their deviant nature, illustrated quite frequently in their aggressive expanse in territory. Though defenseless, it is prudent to keep in mind that every young rabbit will eventually grow into a bulbous monster. Unless of course the wolf, prone to hunger, or perhaps even a fox, comes upon said lone creature during it's ramble in the forest, messy circumstances are sure to follow...

(Tune in next Story Time Tuesday for the next installment)


  1. A nod to the great Trout Mask Replica..."fast and bulbous, the mascara snake"