Monday, April 1, 2013


Effective immediately, the world governments have ordered a ban on all future publishing of the following genres: dystopian trilogies, paranormal romance, and books about rich teenagers who behave nothing at all like teenagers. 

Citing popular demand and fear of an uprising if one more of these over-hyped and manufactured stories surfaces, cease and desist instructions have been sent to all major media outlets. Writers currently working on such projects are encouraged to erase all files and burn all drafts. 

Similar measures are also being considered for comic book movies, reality television shows centered around any sort of wives, mothers, or subhuman made-up jobs. Thousands took to the streets to protest these new rules but were silenced with two simple words: BE ORIGINAL.

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